I hope you enjoy this tutorial. Be gentle, it’s my first time.
In this video, I show you how to spawn a girlfriend (or any significant other) to keep your gaming from being lonely without going overboard.
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Seed: 3661999351693642433 (Minecraft 1.6.2)
Minecraft from Mojang http://minecraft.net/
Corncob (edited for length) by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
This video uses The scratch by luffy (http://freesound.org/people/luffy/ ) from freesound.
All other sounds are native to Minecraft.
Barely recorded with DxTory. Poorly edited with Audacity and Sony Vegas Movie Studio Platinum 12.