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– No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying. -Anon
– I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -Groucho Marx
– In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. -Rita Rudner
– Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson
– The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henry Youngman
– The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. -Joe Louis
– I’m single by choice. Not my choice. -Orny Adams
– A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
– Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended. -Cher
– Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect. -Benny Hill
– Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -Aeschylus
– My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. -Elayne Boosler
– Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole thing. -Stephen Leacock
– If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she’ll be all ears. -Sigmund Freud
– Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. -Richard Pryor
– I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. -Rodney Dangerfield
– A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -Helen Rowland
– The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding. -Oscar Wilde
– To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right shut up. -Ogden Nash
– When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. -Thomas C Halliburton
– Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. – Rod Stewart
– Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed. -Albert Einstein
– Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together you didn’t even have when you were on your own. -Eddie Cantor
– Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. -Oscar Wilde
– This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. -Earl Wilson
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